no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize