? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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