just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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