Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
vagina is talking i cant
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize