oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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