is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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