just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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