I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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