How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
