So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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