every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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