Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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