Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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