You really coming over, don't trick.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
North Korea, Best Korea!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Randomize
