chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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