No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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