Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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