We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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