fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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