So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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