I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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