i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
