I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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