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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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