You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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