I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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