Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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