none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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