That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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