one two three fourrrrnication!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
