Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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