This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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