She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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