You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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