check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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