Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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