so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
ok first of all what the fuck
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