is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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