why didn't you poke me back
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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