He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do vagina's smell?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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