Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
