I skipped work to stalk him.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Randomize
