I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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