i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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