they need to just BURY HIM!
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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