i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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