the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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