I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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