did you get engaged???
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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