I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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