Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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