at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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