Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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