By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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